The Poor don't Need to Pay Bail BUT
[ note: I get serious at the 3rd paragraph ] How fast can an innocent man get out of jail in NJ these days? Well, if you took a solitary ant, saddled him with 70 times his weight in extra luggage, and asked him to circumnavigate Chris Christie's girth--all the while tabulating the location of the crumbs as it trudged through a coating of hot Fralinger taffy, the ant would travel a distance equal to that of from Trenton to the White House before you'd be released (on your own recognizance to await trial, no less) and (incidentally, I've also factored in the time the ant would need to evolve to actually do these things [OK, evolve with a little help from the friendly Mary Shelleys at Monsanto). We are told, however, that there are these progressive measures in the works. (See the Fiscal Analyst's description of the law if you want a more readable version) "Bail is set at $__," "Bail is denied," groans or moans the judge. These are statements w...