In Defence of Harvey and other Horacio Hornblowers
I don't want to defend Harvey Weinstein for such wealthy asswipes couldn't give a gnat's ass about the rest of us. However, if what I suspect might be true, I must defend him against the cold pussies of the world that we've all encountered along the horniness of life. What's up with Horatio Hornblower? That's just my wife's nickname for me whenever I took advantage of her good nature. I think two types of women entered Harvey's lair thinking their talents were paramount and not in need of a paramour. One was a non-heterosexual woman, the other was an asexual one. Harvey, to his chagrin, was not capable of recognizing either. Let us first recognize a heterosexual sexpot; one in the form of Gweneth Paltrow. Why is it that she didn't resort to throwing Harvey under the bus? The answer is that heterosexual women are either bemused, seduced or annoyed by men's advances and, most importantly, know how to "nip it in the bud" when it was un...