TheWorx

 Support the U.S. Military Industrial Congressional Complex. Under constant threat of annihilation by libertarian elements, they have struggled to compete in a world of $130 AR-15's. Intimidation of others; even friends, relatives, neighbors, spouse. However, not authorities--10 assault weapons to your one is foolhardy. Defending against an attack by Velociraptors. Making the statement that a micropenis is no longer an embarrassment.  Re-invigorating our present wars and ensuring that those down the pike have an ending. Prove Senator Rubio correct when he said that his constituents buy into his agenda. I only wish Rubio would tell us and Parkland H.S. what the advantages are of buying oneself an AR-15. Restoring our constitutional democracy to where it was before Antonin Scalia gave person status to corporations. The last one is a valid use but only in fantasies that take us back to 1776 when King George eschewed camouflage and hadn't yet conceived of drones in his...

Sung to "Oh Susanna:" ♫ Oh Mika Iguana¹ Oh don't you pine for me As I go to Alabama Seeking those who kiss with glee ¹ Iguana (cold-blooded💋). I know nothing about the personal lives of these two celebrities engaged to each other. But as much as Mika would like to be the consummate professional, levity often pervades the show when they are not forced into earnestness and what's wrong with a little affection among MSM adults? On second thought, just seeing Mika react to public displays of affection by MJ, might be a better sell.