MSM 2/17/2018

Am Joy wore "leaves of five"¹ on Saturday's show. Legal beagle on her show wore her puzzle broach again--this time on her left and I caught the other guest eyeing it too. I'd freak if she ever came in with the puzzle solved and hanging from a necklace.

Velshi expresses fears that he's prone to dementia on Saturday's show with his temporary Ruhle replacement from WAPO (Rampell?). Velshi, I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings but it is my considered opinion that people who talk loud and fast with or without vociferousness, tend to need brain stem cell replacement sooner rather than later. All kidding aside Velsh, think of what you're asking the brain to do for several hours a day. You've been warned! There was a nice lady on Witt that must have studied under Velshi U. She was so good that she could easily transit to reading the legal caveats at the end of car commercials.

Does anyone know what the heck is going on with Erin?

MSM has to be careful not to provide too many details on this Russian thing. There is a serious risk of viewer burnout. Besides, with so much coverage and Ruskie-perceived "kudos," aren't we just encouraging them to give steroids to their hackers?

When Morning Joe imitates POTUS, he sounds like Homer Simpson. I can't make up my mind if MJ is a lousy immitator or if POTUS actually sounds like Homer. Certainly one can envision Trump manning the controls at a nuclear power plant but can we envision Homer with the nuclear codes?

For a second, a clip on Witt's show replayed Ronan Farrow and I thought, oh God, Barron has decided to disown his dad. Mr. Friedman, law professor, on Frederica actually had to say, "Mr. Pecker--that's his name."Trumpie, BTW, never looked so satisfied as when he was photographed with Ms. McDougal. Will Melania find a way to show her newfound rage? The last time, she wore yellow (metaphor for Trump) on brown (metaphor for unpolished turd).

Watching the students rally for gun control. I've heard at least three students, at various times, lobby for gun control. What is it about these Floridians or that high school? Can it really be that a "straw" has finally broken the camel's back? NRA, your days are numbered. Rubio, your next chess move must be one for the books if you are to survive the New America long in coming.

I call upon Microsoft and other tech giants to create a sensor that recognizes a gun shot.

Never old enough to buy a joint; 21 to have a beer; 18 to buy a gun. We may be a nation of laws but where is the quality of those laws?

Yo, those MSNBC analysts shown in the background must have climaxed upon hearing that IV infusions were now a "thing." Man, do they know how to imbibe their fluids.




¹[silliness alert] Reference to necklace with 5 elements which I'm calling "leaves." I started this with Hallie who once wore a dress with a vine motif. I said at the time "leaves of 3, let it be; leaves of one, so much fun." Erin then wore a necklace with "leaves" of three which prompted me to stop hitting on her (interject Lou Costello with bowed head saying, "I'm SOOO Bad."). I figured I'd give the MSM hosts some way of communicating with this sometimes obnoxious fan (the only time I can recall any fighting back was with Brianna K. who once told off a Twitterer (not me) who didn't "hear the drums"²).

So here's the scheme:
  1. leaves of one, so much fun👍
  2. leaves of two, feeling blue👈👉
  3. leaves of three, let it be👎
  4. leaves of four, open the door👍
  5. leaves of five, come alive👍
  6. leaves of six, time to nix👎
  7. leaves of seven, it must be heaven👍
  8. leaves of eight, you don't rate👎
  9. leaves of nine, let's dine👍
  10. leaves of ten, say when👍
Before any MSM personalities think that any "leaves" will send me an unintended message, relax, the scheme requires the wearing of orange along with some serrated motif. Anything short of that just results in more or fewer mentions on my blog and nothing about the "leaves" worn.

²Brianna knows what I mean by this; others will just have to figure it out.

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