Governor Cuomo Misses the Mark vis-a-vis Meat Packers

In the same breath, the Governor talked about high "density" and meat packers. Sorry, Governor, in a meat packing plant you could have two workers at opposite ends of the building and one of them will catch coronavirus from the other just by virtue of the fact that the entire workplace is a refrigerator and coronaviruses love a dry martini--they don't care so much about the temperature but humidity must be kept to a minimum if the virus is to spread well.

Governor Murphy, Governor Cuomo's people are coming over to Jersey, I suspect because there are shorter lines here. But they are not wearing masks; otherwise, I wouldn't give a hoot and, in fact, would welcome them. (come to BJ's or Walmart in North Bergen, count the NY cars and look at the New Yorkers NOT wearing masks.)

Keeping social distancing guidelines is hard to do because it is easy to inadvertently get too close. However, the wearing of a mask is easy to spot and fine and there is no excuse--just like there wouldn't be any excuse for a flasher to scoff the law and do his thing: "I'm sorry, your honor, my balls were sweaty and my ass was itchy--I just had to air them out. What would you have me do? No, the water's not running in my apartment. No, the YMCA is closed, your honor. I had no choice but to run skinny through Central Park." Just as the flasher has no excuse under the law, neither does the naked face in the time of Corona. Besides, I'll bet you that beautiful masks are just waiting to be designed en masse. I envision one with a transparent panel that will make suitors and cops happy.

No one has an explanation why we are running at about 6% fatality while the rest of the globe is at 7%. This belies the activists' statement that we pay the most in healthcare but get the least. Of course, we can remove kudos if the lower fatality is due to our ability to get our hands on beds, ventilators, and personnel before other First World countries.








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